Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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