My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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