Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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