Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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