You're completely useless in the revolution.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I think a kid would responsible me up
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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