Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just found puke in my bra..
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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