Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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