please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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