Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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