Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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