I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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