my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I touched a dick in church today
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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