Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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