yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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