If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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