69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
dude. I can hear the air.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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