yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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