How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
and eventually we just all took our pants off
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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