I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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