I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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