I can't watch pbs sober anymore
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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