we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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