That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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