it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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