My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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