Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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