You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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