No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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