Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
