So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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