She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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