Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
