Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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