wake up i wanna do it froggy style
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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