Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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