grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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