oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You took a bar mat shot.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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