I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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