As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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