hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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