sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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