I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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