I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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