She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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