I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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