The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm getting married
To pizza
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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