Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
