how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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