Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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