Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
