Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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