He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just had sex on a roof
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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