Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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