Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
